Oh, sweet rainy day! It's just what the doctor ordered to clear the land of the worst pollen coverage I've seen in years. I can hardly believe I haven’t come down with a sinus infection! (Knock on wood). So, I hope everyone is doing well. It's getting time to hop on the Wedding circuit for this year. I have a handful of friends getting hitched over the next few months. This means tux rentals & booze filled receptions.
Work is rocking and I'm learning more about the nightclub biz everyday. I have seen some funny stuff over the past few weeks, & I though I'd share some of the highlights:
A female customer took off her top and lit her nipples on fire. No kidding! I wish I could tell you how this happened, or the complex mechanics of how she pulled off the stunt, but I cannot. Needless to say,it was scary!
Three redneck women freaking out on the other bartender and myself because we didn’t make eye contact while taking their drink order. Guess what? It's freakin loud in that joint and I we put our ears up to your mouth because we are trying to get your order right.
Sorority girls throwing up in the bathroom then making a B-line (well, more like Z-line) for the front door. I'll give you one guess who had to deal with that situation.
Redneck women (yes, I've accepted the fact that this will be a reoccurring theme with my bar stories for the next 16 months) dropping crap on the floor intentionally (unbeknownst to me) in order to pat my ass.
Remember: This has been in two weeks. I'm sure the stories will get even wilder as the temperature outside rises.
In more, down-to-earth news, I go back to the doctor for an MRI on my shoulder this week. More than likely, I have some tendon damage in my shoulder. This plus the fact that my sister nearly broke my arm again today while we were fighting over the remote for the TV. I guess by the age of 25, I'd outgrow this childish behavior. If you believe that, I guess you don't know me that well after all.
Cheers!