Hello all you J Powell fans out there. My name is John Smith (yes that is my real name!) and I will be updating J’s website for a while. I have known Jonathan since middle school and have hated him ever since. I am presently living in Cincinnati Ohio; however I still talk to Jonathan every night so I pretty much know everything that is that is going on with him.
Now I know everyone is wondering why I am doing the updates now instead of J. The answer is J Powell has just suffered a crushing blow to his right arm and his ego after a freak arm wrestling accident! That’s right I did say arm wrestling accident! Now I have heard of people breaking limbs playing basketball, baseball, or even pinball, but I have never heard of anyone doing this arm wrestling until now! After what I am sure was his best impression of Sly Stallone in “Over the Top” J’s arm was forced to the table with a thunderous blow that snapped his arm 2 inches above his elbow. Ouch! You can imagine that makes it very hard to write, take a dump, and most importantly keep his website up.
That is all for now from Cincinnati, but a new update will be coming soon. So for now keep Jonathan in mind Tuesday because he has to have surgery on his arm. If you see him out slap him in his face (cause he can’t do shit about it!!!!) then wish him a speedy recovery.
J.S.