Hello from Cincinnasty,
This John giving you your daily dosage of everything that is J Powell! Jonathan’s road to recovery is getting shorter and shorter everyday. He recently had 22 staples removed from his arm. Now the 7 million dollar man has 12 screws and 2 metal plates holding his arm together. J goes back to the doctor in a couple of weeks for a checkup and to be told when he can start physical therapy. I know we will all be happier when he is back 100%.
Now here is a special update for the ladies. If you are walking around in your neighborhood or college campus, and you find an abandoned cell phone ringing, DO NOT ANSWER IT!!!!! If you answer the phone you too could fall victim to a cunning ruse orchestrated by one Jonathan Powell. That’s right women of the world; J Powell is running around planting his cell phone all over the place. After the phone is in place, J waits for his victim to get close enough and BOOM he calls his own phone. When the unsuspecting attractive female answers the phone he gives her some bullshit story about how he lost his phone. The girl then agrees to meet him somewhere to give him his phone. That is when he puts his smooth pimp moves on her, and there is no woman alive who can resist the J Powell pimp moves! So ladies remember this rhyme, If you find J’s phone:…Leave it alone!
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”
Rick James